Straight from the tweet vine... compiled haiku-style! Would you like some fries with that?
Q: Life is calling. Where are you?
Yes I am. Deal with it.
Sadness is more profound
for those who have
an enhanced sense of loss.
for those who have
an enhanced sense of loss.
An ellipsis
is worth a million words ...
is worth a million words ...
It is better to have coded and debugged
than to have never coded at all.
than to have never coded at all.
Tell me when you find out
exactly what's missing in life...
I'll unfreeze hell and throw a party.
exactly what's missing in life...
I'll unfreeze hell and throw a party.
I am the personification
of perfect imperfections.
of perfect imperfections.
When I was born,
the doctors had to do a caesarean...
My ego was too big.
the doctors had to do a caesarean...
My ego was too big.
Life is not like Mario,
it's more like Tetris.
Tweeting tweets through tweeter
to twits throughout the time.
Think that's tad tiring, thoughtless too.
Think that's tad tiring, thoughtless too.
Look into my eyes, you will see...
... Stop staring like that! It's creepy!
I'm not a tourist...
I'm a Traveler.
I'm a Traveler.
Some days I'm the Creator,
some days I'm just the Preserver,
But today...
some days I'm just the Preserver,
But today...
I just love how you take the pains to read the fine print every time!
Hmm...honestly, didnt read them all. But loved the ones I read...:D
ReplyDeleteWow, are there that many?... Thanks for reading some anyway.
ReplyDeletePretty nice and dark collection, I must say. Thanks for dropping by.
ReplyDeleteDark, this blog is :D Thanks!
ReplyDeletei love this kind of posts....nice job...brilliant little gems...
ReplyDeleteHappy to serve!
ReplyDeleteHey read them all...and it was no pain to read the print :P
ReplyDeleteWitty tweets :P
Oh you're just being generous! Thanks :D
ReplyDeleteNo! I'm not!
ReplyDeleteI feel almost honored that you are following my blog!!
Thankyou :)
Well, it's worth it.
ReplyDeletethats a cool one :)
ReplyDeleteahh.......twittering like a tweety bird eh?????
ReplyDeleteeven tweety bird has devious traits like you......witty tweets indeed
Well, I also often do get chased by... ahem... putty tats.
ReplyDelete"When I was born,
ReplyDeletethe doctors had to do a caesarean...
My ego was too big." - Awesome!
Very nice collection of tweets. Some really made me introspect. Good going, mate. Will come back for more. :-)
Sure! You'll find more to chew on the next time!
ReplyDeletetHAT'S SOME EGO...MAN!!
ReplyDeleteFantastic collection of tweets!!
hehe...:)
Uh huh, it's one of the best in the business! :D
ReplyDeleteLol @ "Look into my eyes, you will see...
ReplyDelete... Stop staring like that! It's creepy!"
Brilliant as usual.Keep them coming :)
Merci mademoiselle. Je delivrerai.
ReplyDeleteI can't help but peeping into your blog every once in a while. Amazing post, amazing blog...but am sure that is not something you haven't heard before. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah... Same old words... :|
ReplyDeleteOn a far less arrogant note, thank you! :D