unQuotes, done to death and back

And on and on, till you get bored silly.

You look at how things are 
And see how they could be...
I look at how things are 
And get back to my lunch.

I like Halloween.
Being able to move around
Without scaring people
Is relieving.

Hear that irritating noise?
Don't worry, it's just me dancing on your nerves!

Life is beautiful,
Unless it forgets to put on makeup.

Fictional Characters tend to have
Too damn much time in their hands...

Let us spend a minute in silence -
In memory of all those minutes wasted in silence.

Can you walk the talk? No?
Good! I don't like people with feet in mouth.

I'm like a modern Ebenezer Scrooge,
Only in my case the ghosts failed.

Bliss is a calm but euphoric state of mind,
much like when you find a toilet after holding it in for hours.

Some things are never meant to be...
Until I find out about them.

Society's nastiest lesson is to be guilty of one's own superiority.

I have a Rafflesian intellect;
Huge, garish and smells rotten.

My personality? Imagine Sheldon Cooper and Gregory House 
Hiring The Mask to cover for
Arthur Dent and Jerry Mouse under Motoko Kusanagi...

NesQuarX

Stop groaning, at least I'm updating something!