UnQuotes again!

Just giving this blog some of its original flavour. Watch, Measure, Sniff, but don't get too close! Here are unQuotes:

Everything's fair in love and chat.

If you're worried about what-ifs...

Now is a good time

to look under the bed.

I am not a commodity.

Even if I am,

you can't afford me.

My mind needs a convex lens, a censor board,

and a cemetery guard.

Life is a rat-race. Try your best to win,
meet you at the finish line. I'll be waving the flag.

Yesternight a character in my dream

was criticizing the script.

Enough breaks! Have a joint.

Statement in favour of polygamy:

 more than one mouse are mice,

so more than one spouse are...

The only things I ever copied

were 2 sets of chromosomes from my parents.

That too mutated.

Only nothing can contain everything.

I analyze, I change, I move on.

Life varies between a dark white and a bright black...

I just wait for the adjectives to switch.

I started a boulder of knowledge in the stream of thoughts.

Contemplation eroded me to a pebble, then a grain of sand,

now I am the stream.

NesQuarX

I will name my next cat Curiosity! *Is off to kidnap a kitten.* 
(Oh and I won't apologize for the absence, you might as well get used to it.)